Saintsforum.net have sensationally sacked Hano this afternoon, in the light of new evidence of offensive pictures he posted this morning. Kdjac, managing director of Saintsforum.net, said: “Hano’s contract (12 cans of Dutch Gold and 6 macaroon bars per season)has been terminated for unacceptable behaviour, Kjac futhered and "he wont be back" in an arnold schwarzenegger accent.When asked what his position on women was, Hano replied “Doggie although usually I just stick it in and ride like them sea biscuit”. The new pictures, posted by Hano led to a shortage of Kleenex supplies in the Inchicore area.
Hano's replacement is rumoured to be Chutneybear who is currently writing scripts for the new “Carry on” Movie, "carry on up the gicker." Hano has previously got himself into hot water by asking a female staff member to use his mickey as a turnstile. Hano’s press release said that he apologised and that he realised now not every girl wanted to play willycopter, and went on to say that he was unreservedly apologetic if not every c*nt wanted objectifying.
A female member of Saintsforum made the complaint against Hano. Hano has repeated aplologised and said he was in the wrong. When informed of who made the complaint, Hano replied "The f*cking geebaging c*ntknocker" A press event held by the equality rights commission was unattended by any male reporters today as a result of most men not wanting to hear bitches and ho’s complain for half and hour.