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    Celebrity Deaths 2011 Competition’

    Right, lets have a celebrity death 2011 competition.

    You pick celebrities at random (loose definition of celebrity, lets not get thick about a bit of craic) and you earn points based on their age. You have to pick one celebrity per category (google/wiki to find their ages)

    Under 30 (10 Points)
    31-40 (7 Points)
    41-50 (5 points)
    51-60 (3 points)
    Over 60 (1 point)

    Winner gets to feel good about the fact they wanted people to die to win a message board competition

    My choices

    1) Lindsay Lohan
    2) Pete Doherty
    3) Steve Coogan
    4) Robin Williams
    5) Margaret Thatcher

    If offended by this, please don’t read a thread entitled ‘Celebrity Deaths 2011 Competition’, Thanks.

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    1) Britney Spears (Under 30)
    2) Paul Gascoigne (41-50)
    3) Brian Lenihan (51-60)
    4) Michael Douglas (Over 60)
    5) Freddie Starr (Over 60)
    Last edited by Gaz; 12th January 2011 at 01:18 PM. Reason: Reordered by age

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    Do us a favour gaz and stick them in the right order (per age group)

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    David Beckham (31)
    Katie Price (??)
    Ozzy Osbourne (over 50)
    Bruce Forsyth (Over 80)
    The Pope (0ver 80)
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    1) Amy Winehouse (Under 30)
    2) Frankie Boyle (31-40)
    3) Courtney Love (41-50)
    4) David Hasselhoff (51-60)
    5) Roberta Flack (Over 60) - Surely extra points if someone kills her softly with their song?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yorkiesaint View Post
    5) Roberta Flack (Over 60) - Surely extra points if someone kills her softly with their song?
    Agreed. Bonus points for irony. Like if Thatcher is trapped down a mine. 100 points for me. Jordan's tits explode. 100 points for hano. etc etc

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    1)Paris Hilton(Under 30)
    2)Joaquin Phoenix(31-40)
    3)Axl Rose(41-50)
    4)Lou Ferrigno(51-60)
    5)Burt Reynolds(Over 60)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodge View Post
    Agreed. Bonus points for irony. Like if Thatcher is trapped down a mine. 100 points for me
    could there be a more ironic way to die?

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    If that Alanis Morrissette popped her clogs while warbling "Isn't it ironic", would that be ironic?

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    Looks like I'm left hoping scientists come up with a hamster big enough to eat Freddie Starr.

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    1) Steven Gerrard (Under 30)
    2) Gary Neville (31-40)
    3)Ozzy Osbourne (51-60)
    4)Osama Bin Laden (51-60)
    5)Bohemian FC (Over 60)
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Robbie View Post
    5)Bohemian FC (Over 60)
    absolutely quality
    And maybe a chance for a second... AND IT IS! IT'S ALL OVER! PATS HAVE WON THE CUP!

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Robbie View Post
    1) Steven Gerrard (Under 30)
    2) Gary Neville (31-40)
    3)Ozzy Osbourne (51-60)
    4)Osama Bin Laden (51-60)
    5)Bohemian FC (Over 60)
    Only noticing now that Robbie's lucky glasses, unicorns etc finally brought him some actual luck. Think he's first off the mark.

    Looks like Seve Ballesteros and Garret Fitzgerald are having a race to the Pearly Gates, my money's on the younger man. Kicking myself I didn't 'putt' him in my list, what with his brain tumour and everything that was a gimme.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gaz View Post
    Only noticing now that Robbie's lucky glasses, unicorns etc finally brought him some actual luck. Think he's first off the mark.

    Looks like Seve Ballesteros and Garret Fitzgerald are having a race to the Pearly Gates, my money's on the younger man. Kicking myself I didn't 'putt' him in my list, what with his brain tumour and everything that was a gimme.
    You evil, cheesy bastard!!!!

    Brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Robbie View Post
    1) Steven Gerrard (Under 30)
    2) Gary Neville (31-40)
    3)Ozzy Osbourne (51-60)
    4)Osama Bin Laden (51-60)
    5)Bohemian FC (Over 60)
    Gerrard is 31 on the 30th May

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoop Hater View Post
    Gerrard is 31 on the 30th May
    Fuck! Hopefully he takes a bad dive so before the season ends. It was the lucky pony that told me Bin Laden would die.

    Looking back I would have added Neil Lennon to the list, and Sporting Fingal
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    Seve Ballesteros gone to the big clubhouse in the sky RIP

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    I'm gutted. I'm a big fan of Seve and Padraig Harrington Has Had a Dissapointing First Round. That is his full name isn't it?

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    Rumour is I could be back in the hunt as Thatcher's not well.

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    Yeah its a race between herself and Fitzgerald......Two state funerals at the same time anyone??

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    Quote Originally Posted by harry potter View Post
    Yeah its a race between herself and Fitzgerald......Two state funerals at the same time anyone??
    have them both in Hillsborough and save on costs...

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    I doubt she will die Dodge,she always seems to be sick then better,I reckon its she wont snuff it until the last mine in Britain is shut/the last trade union is gone,then she can die.Bit like Prince Phillip,he cant die until he has insulted every country in the world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodge View Post
    Agreed. Bonus points for irony. Like if Thatcher is trapped down a mine. 100 points for me. Jordan's tits explode. 100 points for hano. etc etc
    Or dies on hunger strike wrapped in a blanket...
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    Looking back I really should have said the Queen for over 60. I'm still winning with Bin Laden though
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    Garret Fitzgerald has died

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    Quote Originally Posted by rvp31 View Post
    Garret Fitzgerald has died
    Don't think anyone had him. All I need now is Gerrard to get killed at Liverpool's end of season party and I'll be well out in the lead
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    Back level with Robbie at the top of the league now after Lenihan died. It's an ill wind etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by yorkiesaint View Post
    1) Amy Winehouse (Under 30)
    2) Frankie Boyle (31-40)
    3) Courtney Love (41-50)
    4) David Hasselhoff (51-60)
    5) Roberta Flack (Over 60) - Surely extra points if someone kills her softly with their song?
    And we have a winner
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