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    Packie Lynch
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    Fantasy Fuckwit

    The backward fantasy football game.

    Pick your team and score points for how awful your players are , points for own goals or picking up red cards.

    Bonus points for off the field trouble so Titus Brambles recent scrape with the law has brought me some decent points.

    http://www.fantasyfwit.com./

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    Fantasy F**kwit awards points each week to players and managers on the basis of what they do on and off the pitch, based on four categories.

    Match Day Performance
    Losing a match: 1 point for each player in the losing team, including substitutes
    Losing by 3+ goals: 1 extra point for each player, including each substitute used
    Most disappointing player: 3 points, awarded by one of our ‘Expert Panellists’
    Scoring own goal: 3 points, with 1 possible bonus point for enhanced comedy value
    Assist in opposition goal: 1-3 points. Think hopeless back pass, Robert Green in South Africa etc
    Giving away penalty: 3 points
    Missing penalty: 3 points
    Missing easy chance: 1-3 points
    Missing by a mile: 1 point

    Discipline
    Straight Red Card: 4 points
    Yellow Card: 1 point
    Second Yellow (ie =red): 2 points
    F**kwit Yellows (e.g. removing shirt during goal celebration): 1 bonus point

    General Footballing Malarkey
    Getting sacked or quitting (Managers and players): 10 points
    Getting injured during pre-match warm-up: 5 points
    Training ground punch-up: 5 points
    Refusing to play: 3-5 points
    Handbags (on-pitch pushing & shoving): 1-3 points each for the main protagonists
    Kissing the badge: 1 point
    Other embarrassing goal celebrations: 1 point
    Amateur dramatics (diving, feigning injury etc): 1 point
    Laughable change of hairstyle: 1 point
    Comedy value: 1 point

    Off-the-pitch Antics
    Off-the-pitch points are awarded by our ‘Expert Panel’ in celebration of the many Premiership players who liven up the tabloid news pages each week. Points are awarded on a case-by-case basis, using the following as a guide:

    Ten points:
    Fathering a love child (points awarded on acknowledgement of fatherhood, DNA results or facial similarity)
    Getting jailed (points awarded on first day inside/first drop the soap incident)
    Getting deported
    Getting banned for snorting or injecting anything illegal, failing to attend drug test etc

    Five points:
    Caught cheating on WAG
    Other WAG-related naughtiness
    Getting nicked for drunk-driving
    Wrapping car round lamppost
    Unwanted tabloid attention of any description
    Recording pisspoor rap song

    One to three points
    Having house burgled while away on football trip
    Having house burgled while inside it
    Drunk in bar/nightclub shortly before game
    Getting into bar/nightclub fight
    Getting nicked for speeding
    General off-pitch f**kwittery

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    Can you set up a league hoppo? I'd be way more interested in this than the normal one

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    Hope none of our players are in this on sunday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodge View Post
    Can you set up a league hoppo? I'd be way more interested in this than the normal one
    Off you go lets know if you need a hand








    Couldn't resist lol

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    I'll check when I'm not in work (blocked)

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