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    Wankbag 11

    A team of cretins who regardless of footballing skill are utter cunts.

    ............???????????
    ???????...??????? Pepe(c) ..Brennan
    Robben...Barton....Iniesta.....Ronaldo
    ............??????...Drogba

    Diving cheating whinging is a must for this team.


    few players short.

    Love the name Dodge
    Last edited by kdjac; 11th April 2012 at 11:28 PM.

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    Wayne Rooney
    Gary Twigg
    Scott Brown
    Kyle Lafferty


    All tho none of them are any good.

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    thread title sounds like goons new delivery
    - Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now

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    -----------????????????????--------
    Ramos Pepe (c) Terry Cole
    ----Gerrardl Busquets----------
    Dennehy-----------------Brennan
    ----Twigg-----Ronaldo

    van Bommell, Lafferty, Robben, Rooney all great shouts though

    Can't think of a keeper now
    "We've seen you come, we'll see you go"

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    Ohhh Ashley Cole is Cnut. Shout.


    Paddy Kenny? Always a mouthy cnut. Gary Rogers too.

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    Oh the fun were going to have with this, in goal Andy Goram, nothing to do with who he played for but for taking gobshiteness to another level

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    Pepe Reina in goal surely.

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    That poxy Israeli keeper who played against Ireland a few years back and went down 'injured' about 14 times in 10 minutes
    And Brian Kerr is in tears.

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    Also surprised El Hadji Diouf hasn't been mentioned

    I like Van Bommel, mad bastard he is
    And Brian Kerr is in tears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rathfarnham_Saint View Post
    That poxy Israeli keeper who played against Ireland a few years back and went down 'injured' about 14 times in 10 minutes
    Dudu Awat or something was his name... spelt it fucked up though!

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    Rustu. The keeper that got Andy O'Brien sent off when playing for Ireland when he was just sitting on the ground after a challenge a few years back. Pure wankbag!!! Also Gerrard, Suarez, Tevez, Stephen Ireland. And can ya have Balotelli on this team??? Pure wankbag but absolute legend at the same time. Maybe make him a consultant or director of football or something of that nature.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Ó'Nualláin View Post
    Rustu. The keeper that got Andy O'Brien sent off when playing for Ireland when he was just sitting on the ground after a challenge a few years back. Pure wankbag!!!


    Isn't Rustu the old Turkish 'keeper? You're thinking of Awat (mentioned above)




    For me it would be Dan Connor since the game Waterford won 1-0 at Richer, he faked injury in the first few minutes, then spent remainder of game pretending he could barely walk to time waste like f**k (even though they had sub 'keeper on the bench)

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    Can't believe I forgot Suarez. he's in ahead of Ronaldo for me. Ronaldo goes to wing, Brennan to left back
    "We've seen you come, we'll see you go"

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    Is it just recent years? Klinsmann was a tit along with 90% of strikers in the Italian league during the 90's.

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    I'm only including current players, but we can do historial wankbags too
    "We've seen you come, we'll see you go"

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    we need to make this official. eventually a poll for each position surely ????

    I think stephen rice and chris turner are horrible cunts
    how about Dave Campbell ? Palmerstown Saints , your thoughts ?

    Gary Neville has to be in with a shout
    Danny Mills - remember than elbow tackle on Mendes a few years ago ? horrible cunt
    Cyril The Judas

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSaintsno.12 View Post
    we need to make this official. eventually a poll for each position surely ????

    I think stephen rice and chris turner are horrible cunts
    how about Dave Campbell ? Palmerstown Saints , your thoughts ?

    Gary Neville has to be in with a shout
    Danny Mills - remember than elbow tackle on Mendes a few years ago ? horrible cunt
    Two years ago I would've agreed with you, but for Sky Sports he's far from the worst. Feel unclean after saying that. Should be room for pundits as well Jamie Redknapp (Christiano Ronaldo is literally on fire) would be a shoe in.

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    ............???????????
    ........Gary Neville ...Terry .....Brennan
    ...Barton....Gerrard...Stuey Byrne....Ronaldo.
    .........Twigg...Shearer...Drogba.......

    Best thread ever
    We All Dream Of A Team Of Curly Wurly's!!! A Team Of Curly Wurly's!!! A Team Of Curly Wurly's!!!

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    Gillian Brennan-Chris Turner-Mark Quigley-Gary McCabe-Mario Balotelli-Carlos Tevez-Gary Twigg-Danny North-Joe Endo-. Managers Neil Lennon & Michael O Niell.

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    1 The Isreali keeper-Never left an Ireland game so pissed off.
    2 Dani Alves-should be an Olympic diver.
    3 Patrice Evra-Could be a rival for Alves in the Olympics.
    4 Andy Boyle-Played with him as a kid when we dominated with Cherry Orchard,great Goalie Centre back relationship.Just a Shels cunt now.
    5 (C)Owen Heary-Total Wanker.
    6 Chris Turner-Poster child for Rovers fans.Enough said.
    7 Ronaldo-Just proves God rewards the utter wankers of the world.
    8 Joey Barton-twit (see what I did there).
    9 Gary Twigg-Hate any player that celebrates more with the away fans than his own.
    10 Alessandro Del Piero-For crimes against Inter Milan.
    11 Luis KKK Suarez-For the time period when you couldnt turn on Sky Sports News and not see him on the tele.

    Manager-Kenny Dalglish
    Asst Manager-Neil Warnock.
    Chairman-Ollie Byrne,with Karren Brady advising him.Cow
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    The keeper has GOT to be the IBV keeper Abel Dhaira, time wasting the entire game, balancing the ball on his neck and then he was at fault for Daly's goal 2 mins later

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    Quote Originally Posted by We are the Red Army View Post
    The keeper has GOT to be the IBV keeper Abel Dhaira, time wasting the entire game, balancing the ball on his neck and then he was at fault for Daly's goal 2 mins later
    Couldn't hate him as he was so poor.

    Shearer above is a great shout.
    "We've seen you come, we'll see you go"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dodge View Post
    Couldn't hate him as he was so poor.

    Shearer above is a great shout.
    He can sit on the couch beside Jamie Redknapp

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    Totti, hate that dicknose with a passion!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BiggyRotten View Post
    Totti, hate that dicknose with a passion!
    A very close second for Number 10 for me,but Del Piero just shaded it for me anyway.But agree,he is a wanker

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    Killian Brennan ever since he tried to chat up my friend in Coppers, I said to her "ugh stay away from him that's Killian Brennan" and he preened and said "oh are you my stalker?"

    No, I just have the misfortune to know who you are. I proceeded to rant to his small friend about Brennan, about Bohs (it was the night they beat us in that final in Tallaght), about how much I hated Bohs and their players and then realised after about 10 minutes it was Raff Cretaro. Who was with Bohs at the time.

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    Filipo Inzaghi, how that man made a successful career out of football is beyond me

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