Apoligies if posted before, but i found this funny.
Young Iraqi lad signs a pro contract at Shamrock Rovers Fc.
He scores a hat trick on debut and get carried off shoulder high.
He rings home all excited to tell his mum the new and asks how the family are.
How are we?:, say his mum
"The house has been bombed,
your dads been shot,yhe cars been burnt to a fucking crisp and ive been robbed at gunpoint..........
why the fuck did you bring us Tallaght u little bastard....